Remember that time when your dad found that stack of porn vids in your room? Or when your mom accidentally opened your bedroom door and saw you masturbating? Or when the office maintenance man saw you banging that chick in the parking lot? Dude, it happens to everyone! It doesn’t just happen in the movies.

After the initial shame of discovery, you (hopefully) get over it and realize just how awesome sex is. By that time, I hope you’re more careful about locking your door, hiding your stack or choosing a sex spot.

All that prattle is my way of justifying why I’m blogging about sex toys. I just want to help people find the latest and coolest gadgets to satisfy yourself and your women. I assume you’ve all heard of the Fleshlight? Or at one point considered buying a sex doll? Well, that’s not all there is in the world of adult toys. And it isn’t limited to just porn, you know?

Here’s my take on it: Sex isn’t something to be ashamed of. And neither is finding a way to release tension (aka masturbation) either when you’re single, you’re just bored out of your head or you want to fall asleep faster. It’s all normal but guys don’t usually talk about it.

I’m Paul Garland, blogging from good ol’ New York City. Just your average guy. 9 to fiver, I spend nights chillin with my buds over a few bottles of beer and weekends playing poker. I like shooting hoops and football (watching the game, not playing it). I’m into extreme sports, specifically base diving and bungee jumping.

I think SEX rules! But you already know that.